How to tell if a guy is single
Here's a sure-fire way to tell if a guy
doesn't have a girlfreind, isn't gay, and
doesn't live with his mother (if you're
If the strings holding the flaps
closed at the bottom of his suit jacket
haven't been removed you can be
pretty sure he
doesn't have a girlfriend
(who would mock him),
isn't gay (and would know
and doesn't live with his
mother (who would never
let him go out of the house
looking like that).
See what I mean? Sure-fire method.
You can thank me later.